Call Me Maybe — #1 From YouTube 100

Call Me Maybe

Call Me Maybe lyrics
I threw a wish in the well
Don’t ask me I’ll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you’re in my wayI trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this
But now you’re in my wayYour stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you’re going baby?Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number
So call me maybeHey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here’s my number
So call me maybeYou took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still you’re in my way

I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
But it’s in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you’re going baby?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number
So call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so so bad, bad, bad, bad….

It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here’s my number
So call me maybe

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here’s my number
So call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me, maybe

“Call Me Maybe”(DIRTY PARODY)

“Call Me Maybe”(DIRTY PARODY) lyrics
I see you walking around.
I’m creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty so round
And now I’m so horny
I got my phone took a pic
Send it to yours you should click
Ya, look at that – that’s my dxck.
And now I’m so horny
You’re a ( ) lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I just like an ocean
Where do you think your going baby?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
So touch it maybe.
It kind of slants right at you baby.
But that’s my pxnis so kiss it maybe?Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
Let’s make some babies.
But all the other girls never date me
But here’s my pxnis.
Can I put it in your booty.You saw the pic, never called
So I send you my balls
You sent me nothing at all
But still I’m still horny

I wanna play with your hair.
Your panties, give me a pair.
But now your looking all scared.
That makes me more horny
You’re a ( ) lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I just like an ocean
Where do you think your going BITCH!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
So touch it maybe.
It kind of slants right at you baby.
But that’s my pxnis so kiss it maybe?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
Let’s make some babies.
And all the other girls never date me
But here’s my pxnis.
Can I put it in your booty.

Before I met you I asked where’s the hoes at?
Where the hoes at?
Where the ho hoes at?
Where the hoes at?
Where the ho hoes at?

My pxnis curves right for your baby.
So now it’s your turn show me your labi- ah
Show me that shit girl.

The royal pXnis is clean your highness.